{"title":"Politically Incorrect","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigns contains adult language and may not be suitable for all settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"democrats-2026","title":"DEMOCRATS 2026","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake Halloween a little more politically incorrect with this bold statement tee. Featuring the phrase, “I Was Going to Be a Democrat for Halloween, But My Head Wouldn’t Fit Up My Ass,” this shirt is designed for anyone who enjoys provocative political satire and unapologetic humor. Wear it to Halloween parties, casual gatherings, or anywhere you want your outfit to start a conversation. It also makes a memorable gag gift for the outspoken political-comedy fan in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This design contains adult language and may not be suitable for all settings.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AURABLOOM","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147091168,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9i7","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147123936,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9i9","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147156704,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9ia","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147189472,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9ic","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147222240,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9id","price":32.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147255008,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9ie","price":33.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147287776,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9ig","price":34.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54933147320544,"sku":"19g61mu4cp9ih","price":35.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/4947\/0944\/files\/ninjapod_media_2006993_498749_51_FRONT.jpg?v=1789578873"},{"product_id":"ptsd","title":"PTSD","description":"\u003cp\u003eI HAVE PTSD \"PRETTY TIRED OF STUPID DEMOCRATS\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePremium style. Unfiltered attitude. Make your statement without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e6 oz. 100% USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eHeathers and Safety colors are 50\/50\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eAsh Grey is 99\/1; Sport Grey \u0026amp; Antiques are 90\/10\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eMade with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eNon-topstitched, classic width, rib collar\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle 7\/8\" collar\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSafety Green is compliant with ANSI \/ ISEA 107 high-visibility standards\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eGildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eFull body length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e16.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e19.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e21\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e25.25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"AURABLOOM","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034616032,"sku":"19g61mu4gfza4","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034648800,"sku":"19g61mu4gfza5","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034681568,"sku":"19g61mu4gfza6","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034714336,"sku":"19g61mu4gfza7","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034747104,"sku":"19g61mu4gfza8","price":37.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034779872,"sku":"19g61mu4gfza9","price":38.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034812640,"sku":"19g61mu4gfzaa","price":39.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54939034845408,"sku":"19g61mu4gfzab","price":40.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/4947\/0944\/files\/ninjapod_media_2010610_498962_51_BACK.jpg?v=1789584812"},{"product_id":"make-common-sense-again","title":"MAKE COMMON SENSE AGAIN","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake Common Sense Common AGAIN!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e6 oz. 100% USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eHeathers and Safety colors are 50\/50\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eAsh Grey is 99\/1; Sport Grey \u0026amp; Antiques are 90\/10\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eMade with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eNon-topstitched, classic width, rib collar\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle 7\/8\" collar\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSafety Green is compliant with ANSI \/ ISEA 107 high-visibility standards\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eGildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eFull body length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e16.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e19.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e21\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e25.25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"AURABLOOM","offers":[{"title":"Cherry Red \/ S \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258547424,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01m","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ M \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258580192,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01n","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ L \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258612960,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01o","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258645728,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01p","price":36.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ 2XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258678496,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01q","price":37.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ 3XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258711264,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01r","price":38.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ 4XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258744032,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01s","price":39.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ 5XL \/ Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt","offer_id":54941258776800,"sku":"19g61mu4hg01t","price":40.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/4947\/0944\/files\/ninjapod_media_2011466_499021_16_FRONT.jpg?v=1789586305"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/4947\/0944\/collections\/ninjapod_media_2006994_498749_51_BACK.jpg?v=1789579012","url":"https:\/\/aurabloomclothing.com\/collections\/politically-incorrect.oembed","provider":"AURABLOOM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}